Plus Size Northern King Costume

Description

A King’s Rule Here’s the thing about honor and duty, it sometimes lands you in some inhospitable places. Rather than hang out on a wall your whole life, we suggest rewriting your storyline and living it up in this Plus Size Northern King Costume!?? You’re king, after all???you may as well make some rules that work in your favor. For instance, Rule #1: All people who are not the king have to recognize him as such. Rule #2: The king may come and go from his job at the watch at will. Rule #3: No one is allowed to kill the king or the king’s wild girlfriend…See how powerful this costume can really make you? It may even make it possible to come back from the dead (we don’t know for sure, we’ve gotten mixed results from customers)! Take us up on this offer and take your rightful place in the center of a storyline that is, well, absolutely bonkers. You can’t control all the other stuff, but you can look back on this moment and say, As winter fell, I embraced the snow and took my place as the rightful Northern king. Fun Details This look is layered in all the things a king of a brutal Northern region would need, like a full-length worsted cape with a luxury faux fur collar that fastens with straps and metal buckles. Cool, huh? The tunic is made of faux suede and looks totally kingly, of course, and the faux leather gloves have flared cuffs because, well, why not? You think a??king should have just ordinary old gloves? Get with the program! Accessorize with a really special sword and give it a cool name, like Lengthy Talon…or something like that. Rightfully Regal So don’t waste your time on a??wall???c’mon, man, you’re doing this wrong. Move yourself into a castle and ensure the survival of humanity from there, instead. Light a fire in the hearth and enjoy being the Northern King! You certainly look the part! ??