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August 19, 2013 in HI-YA!, Cooking, Cutting Things, Get The Point?, Getting Stabby, I Want A Butcher’s Knife That’s What I Want That’s How You Know You’ve Got A Real Kitchen Is When You Have One Of Those Terrifying F***Ers Lying Around, Kitchen, Knives, Let’s Play Five Finger Fillet!, Sharp, Sometimes I Wish I Had The Money For Novelty Kitchen Knives, Swords, Things That Look Like Other Things, Weapons

This is a $60 set of Samurai sword kitchen knives designed by Fizz Creations and for sale at Gizoo. You get a chef’s knife, bread knife, utility knife and paring knife, each in its own saya (scabbard). *drawing sword* DiGiorno pizza — you burnt the roof of my mouth and sullied my family’s good name, PREPARE TO EAT SHIT AND DIE. Red Baron — you and I are still cool.

The ultimate kitchen accessory for the cultural cook! These fully functional kitchen knives look like genuine Japanese artefacts displayed in your kitchen on their very own stand, until you pull out the chef’s knife and lay waste to the joint of beef that needs slicing! Prepare to slice your food the Samurai way!

Alternatively, just use the samurai sword replica you bought at the weapon kiosk at the mall, that’s what I do. You ever sliced bread from a loaf before WHILE IT’S MID-AIR? Me neither, I’m not going to stop trying though. Try hard, believe in yourself, and save the bread that’s fallen on the floor for guests — that’s my samurai motto.

Thanks to Brian S, who agrees they should make a set of kitchen knives that all look like little hand saws. Great, I think I just gave somebody a million couple hundred dollar idea.

via Prepare To Die, Bagel!: Samurai Sword Kitchen Knives | Geekologie.

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