Wood Look Plastic Adult Baseball Bat

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BAT?? Hey there slugger! You’re a baseball fan, eh? Dressing up as one of the greats this year? We can respect that. But, we must say, if you don’t go with a bat in hand, you’re going to find that something is missing. Bats go with baseball costumes like guns go with cowboy costumes. It’s just shy of a necessity. When you are out on the town and someone throws you a candy bar, are you going to catch it? No, of course not! You’re going to use your bat to hit it into the middle of next week. Why? Because that’s what a big hitter does. FUN DETAILS?? This bat??is great for a variety of different costumes! The most obvious of those would be any baseball player costumes. The bat??looks like wood but is actually made of plastic, leaving you with an exceptionally light prop to carry around with you. The bat measures in at 35 long and 3 wide.?? SLUGGER When you go out as a ballplayer, we expect you to treat any airborne objects as a pitch. Someone throwing you a water bottle? Hit it so hard it rains. Someone throwing you their car keys? Don’t catch them like a responsible adult, hit those keys as hard as you can over the nearest fence. It’s the baseball player’s way.??