Women’s Dark Goddess Costume Dress

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Time to Grovel?? Greetings, puny mortal. Welcome to the temple of the goddess. You have found her in a good mood, and she will look with favor upon your trembling devotion. It will go even better for you if you have remembered to bring a small gift to show your loyalty to her beautiful self. A word of advice: Live goats and sheep are??so two milleniums ago. Nowadays, the goddess encourages cold drinks and maybe some cool shoes. Just a thought.?? Product Details Accept the tributes of your adoring devotees when you wear this exclusive Dark Goddess Costume Dress for Women! The long black dress zips up the back and is made of slightly stretchy jersey knit material. Its cold-shoulder-style bodice embellished with a gold-edged V neckline and an empire waistband outlined with an appliqued metallic gold ribbon. The sleeves’ side puffs are made of black chiffon. The skirt features two flirty thigh-high slits that will let you show off your favorite pair of gladiator sandals. The included headband is accented with metallic braid and fabric leaves.?? Patron of Beauty and Brunch?? This goddess dress is celestially lovely, and perfect for wearing if you don’t want to tie yourself to a specific mythology. It certainly adapts itself well to both Athena’s dignified wisdom, Hecate’s spooky magic, and Aphrodite’s sultry fashion sense (which is pretty incredible when you think about it), but you could also declare yourself to be an entirely new goddess. Someone still has to claim the role of taco deity, for instance. The title of Goddess of Having Perfectly Smooth Hair Even When It’s Really Humid and Hot Out title is also up for grabs.??

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