Wild Western Outlaw Costume

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WILD WEST OUTLAW?? So, you think you have what it takes to be a Wild West outlaw. How many stagecoaches have you robbed? Zero? That’s what I thought. Well, sonny, you got a lot to learn. We don’t know if you have seen the moving pictures, but robbing stagecoaches is a Wild West Outlaw’s only past time!?? When it comes to robbing stagecoaches, you really only need one trick to get people to give you everything. Have you ever heard of good cop bad cop? It’s the same thing, except it’s good outlaw bad outlaw. See, you play the good outlaw and your partner plays the bad outlaw. They threaten to do something terrible, and then you, being the good outlaw, sweet talk the passengers. You’re all like Don’t worry passenger, I won’t let him do that to you, as long as you just give us the money, I’ll keep him in line. and then they are all like Oh thank you kind sir, thank you for being so reasonable. Here take all of our money, and take my gold tooth, as a tip, just for being so nice. It pretty much goes that way every single time. With that one trick, you will be all set!?? FUN DETAILS?? This costume comes with everything you’ll need to take down a stagecoach! Your vest comes in a cool striped pattern and will be covered by your duster, which is perfect for the heat and cold of the west. Of course, you’ll be rocking a cowboy hat, and we’ve even included holsters for any weapons you might carry!?? AN OUTLAW’S LIFE FOR ME?? Now that you have finished our outlaw training program, we think you’re all set. Now all you need to do is find yourself a posse or a partner, and begin your outlaw career! Just remember, whatever you do, don’t get caught!??