Toy Pirate Cutlass

Description

A pirate without a sword? No! What? That would be like a chef without a knife, a ref without a whistle, a ship without sails – it isn’t going to work, people! We???re starting to panic! Why, oh WHY would anyone dress up as a pirate and not have a sword? What kind of cruel world is this? Is there no joy anymore? No adherence to protocol? For the love all things good and right, please add this Deluxe Pirate Cutlass Sword to your swashbuckling costume; you???re look will become so much more authentic. Because if the world is such that a pirate must sail without a sword, where will it end? Will clowns forgo their balloon animals? Will flappers let fall their boas? Save humanity from a devastating blow–pick up this plastic pirate sword and set the right course.