Striped Prisoner Women’s Costume

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HARD TIME Being a prisoner would stink. The only thing worse than being in jail, is being in jail for something really, really lame. Like, What if you don’t pay your parking tickets for four years, and they suddenly catch up with you. Next thing you know, you’re serving 4 1/2 years in a correctional facility with real criminals. Imagine walking in on your first day in prison and your cellmate asks what you’re in for, and you have to say parking tickets.?? Then, you find out that he is in here for base jumping off the Eiffel Tower 31 times. How can you compete with that? You can’t. Now, you’re in prison and no one will even respect you. You’re just the prisoner with the cool roommate. Sure, people come by your cell, but they are only here to see Pierre, the base jumping Frenchmen… Man, what a nightmare.?? FUN DETAILS?? When you throw on this Striped Prisoner Women’s Costume, You’re going to feel like the real deal, without having to eat prison food. The pull-on shirt ties at the back of the neck, and you find a prisoner number on the front, making you prisoner #235629. The pants have an elastic waistband and match the beautiful??striped pattern of the shirt. finally, you’ll have a classic prisoner hat atop your head, just like you would see in the movies! This exclusive costume looks so real that any cops that see you might try to bring you back to the nearest prison! Be careful!?? HERE FOR A GOOD TIME, NOT HARD TIME Luckily for you, you don’t have to deal with all the hard times of serving hard time. You don’t have to deal with the base jumping Frenchmen, or prison food, or all the labor. You just get to have fun. So grab your partner in crime and take to the streets this Halloween, just watch out for kids dressed as cops!??

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