Spiritless Cheerleader Girls Costume

Description

ZOMBIE CHEERLEADER?? This costume mixes two of everyone’s favorite costumes: zombies, and cheerleaders! But this costume is so clever for another reason, allow us to explain. So, cheerleaders are full of spirit, pep,??and life, right? And zombies, on the other hand, zombies are slow, lifeless, cold, and completely without a spirit. So, when you put these two together you get a spiritless cheerleader??and one impossibly ironic combination! These two go together like peanut butter and jelly, like pickles and ice cream! (Do pickles and ice cream really go together though?) Regardless, you see the point. What would a zombie cheerleader even sound like? Maybe it’d be like Yeah, Yeah, eat that man, eat that man we know you can. …We don’t know, that seems kind of weird. Just seems like the zombie part of them would be more interested in eating someone than cheering, you know??? FUN DETAILS?? This Spiritless Cheerleader Girl’s Costume comes with a sleeveless tank top??and a matching skirt, complete with rugged edges to really sell the idea that you’re in a zombie apocalypse. You’ll have a cheesecloth scarf draped around your shoulders because even zombies get cold, and you’ll have a black pom pom with a plastic grip. As if the irony in this costume wasn’t enough, this costume says U ROT across the front of the top. They really didn’t miss a single thing with this one.?? ZOMBIE HIGHSCHOOL You’ll be the coolest zombie in school with this costume. All the football player zombies will be dying to hang out with you, they’ll probably even offer to take you on a date to go find some human to eat. How romantic, right? Just remember, just because you’re a zombie, doesn’t mean you can be out past curfew! So get home safe this Halloween, and before it gets too late!??