Ron Swanson Plus Size Parks and Recreation Costume

Description

Unlikely Favorite Ron Swanson had this to share when we asked him what he thought of this costume: It is a good costume. I do not know why someone would dress like me for a holiday. However, they will look approximately like me while wearing this. A glowing reception from the man himself. Known for his speeches comprised of facts only, a carnivorous appetite, and no-frills lifestyle Ron Swanson has become the workplace proximity associate everyone loves. Despite his calm and cool exterior, fans of Parks and Recreation know Swanson to be kind, stubborn, and quite funny. While he might not understand why people want to dress as him for Halloween, we totally do. Just like our favorite superhero, we crave the chance to harness a character’s powers, even if just for the day. Dressed as Ron Swanson we’re sure to have a day filled with a delicious breakfast platter, lots of grilled meats, a quip or two about keeping the office from becoming too friendly, and a forced hugged from our closest workplace proximity associate. Fun Details We recognize an office hero when we see one, and Ron Swanson is definitely at the top of our list. This exclusive Ron Swanson Plus Size Costume is designed for you to become your favorite Pawnee resident. The costume comes with a maroon, long-sleeve polo with a grey argyle pattern. A single button at the neck adds just the right touch of Ron Swanson class. You’ll be ready for a long day of preventing government work from being completed or enjoying a steak-dinner at your favorite restaurant. Mustache Required If you do not already have a magnificent mustache, you will need to begin the growing process as soon as possible. If your lip is unable to grow a mustache we recommend finding one to complete your Ron Swanson look. Without it, you will look as if Tammy 1 has come to visit, and no one needs that kind of terror in their lives.