Plus Size Realistic Gorilla Suit

Description

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up Here’s a true story: one day, we were on a company outing to the zoo, and we stopped in front of the gorilla enclosure. Up on a branch was a huge silverback…chewing gum. We kid you not. We don’t know how he got the gum???did a zookeeper give it to him? An ill-behaved patron? Did he hop out at the gas station and purchase a pack????but we watched in awe as this 400-pound primate chomped away. He did all the things a person does with gum; he blew bubbles, popped them, wrapped the gum around his finger, then scraped it back into his mouth with his teeth. It was wild. We’ve been thinking about it ever since. So if you want to embody the wild soul, insane intelligence, and freakish humanity of the world’s largest ape, look no further than this Realistic Plus Size Gorilla Suit. You can wear it to your next party and retell this story, or better yet, reenact it! It’ll be a hit. Fun Details Your transformation begins by stepping into this luxury faux fur jumpsuit with its molded torso chestpiece. Once you add the included faux fur gloves and shoe covers, you’ll really be getting into character. But once you slip on the molded face mask and furry hood with ears, your entire head (and identity) is covered. Sure, you could accent the look with a fake (or real) banana, but you could also get a pack of gum to carry around and perfect your visual storytelling! Gorillas in the Midst In a big, costumed crowd, it can feel hard to stand out amidst so many looks. But this realistic ape outfit oughta do it! It’s just the thing to help you channel your inner beast and be entertaining at the same time! So go ahead, get a little territorial, get a little tempermental, get a little broody, or just pop your gum looking cool???you gorillas can do anything! But really, how??did he get that gum? Sigh. We’ll never know.