Plus Size Futurama Bender Costume

Description

When you need to get your Bender on (no, not go on a bender, although they do have similar connotations), there???s just no substitute for the real thing. You might not have a degree from Bending State University (major in bending, minor in Robo-American studies, of course) but you won???t need one to party like everyone???s favorite resident rude robot of Planet Express in this Plus Size Bender Costume. Are the humans you count as friends the only ones not subject to your ???KILL ALL HUMANS??? directive? Do you make your roommate sleep in the closet? Were you assembled at a factory in Tijuana? Do you eat nachos on the toilet and find the face-paced latin beat of ???Conga??? by Gloria Estefon irresistible? If you???re feeling left out of something, are you likely to just start your own version? With blackjack? And lady friends? And maybe you???ll just forget about whatever you were left out of? If any of these ring true for you, this Plus Size Bender Costume might just be what you need to represent your inner persona to the outside world. Just be careful telling people to bite your shiny, metal behind??????this Bender costume is made of 100% polyester, so it???s not as bite-proof as the real Bender Bending Rodr??guez. Sadly, you won???t be able to store loot, booze, or street urchins in your hollow chest cavity??????unlike Bender, you have internal organs. Presumably. We???re not supposed to make assumptions about the customer, but unless you???re buying this from the year 3000, that seems like a safe bet.