Parks and Recreation Burt Macklin Plus Size Costume

Description

Macklin’s on the Case?? By day you’re the loveable shoeshiner and rock god who diagnoses his boss with Network Connectivity Issues and breaks the coffeemakers by trying to make ramen in them. By night (or really any time you want a break from reality), you’re BURT MACKLIN, the guy all FBI agents everywhere wish they were! You pursue justice with steely determination, and you’re happy to help your friends with your uncanny powers of observation and deduction! For instance, you’ve noticed something different about the office computer. Aha! It’s GONE. Sounds like a case for Burt Macklin!?? Product Details You thought he was dead? So did the president’s enemies. This officially licensed, exclusive Parks and Recreation Plus Size Burt Macklin Costume guarantees you the prize for the funniest AND the coolest costume around. You’ll be the best-dressed secret agent around in a short-sleeved tan poplin shirt that pairs perfectly with the striped satin necktie (pro tip: if you get sad while on the case, take off the shirt because sadness can make you sweaty – but wait until you’re not in public this time.) The blue twill jacket looks super official thanks to the word MACKLIN printed in block letters across the back and the plastic name badge. Slip on the plastic sunglasses so that no one will be able to tell if you’re looking at them – or if you’re just taking a nap. Spy work is exhausting.?? Burt Macklin Would Make a Great Band Name?? You know you’re dedicated to your job when you resist the temptation to call dibs on band titles and pull out your guitar! You’ll be the best agent the FBI ever had until you get framed for a crime you didn’t commit: Stealing the president’s rubies.??