Men’s Putrid Papa Costume

Description

PUTRID PAPA COSTUME This costume, despite the name, will leave you looking like one sharply dressed man. You’ll have a look of the man that is worth not just millions, but billions! What would you do with that kind of money? We don’t want to hear about the investments you’d make or your savings account, we would want to hear about your more… Whimsical endeavors.?? Maybe you’d start an ostrich farm? You might not have a real reason to, but you don’t need one, other than liking ostriches. After all, you’re rich! Might as well have some fun with it! Otherwise, you could start a football league that is played entirely on trampolines. It’d be dangerous, so you’d have to pay well, but who cares! You’re good for it, everyone knows that. These are but two of the infinite ideas that you could bring to life.?? FUN DETAILS?? This costume is made to look like a very expensive, very classy suit! The jacket is made of striped polyester fabric and has a double breasted button closure in front. The left breast pocket boasts a red rose and a silver chain, a simple touch of elegance and color on this gray suit. The tie??matches this burst of color perfectly, coming as a vibrant red. The tie also has a coffin printed on it, a hint at your interesting life. Lastly, your pants will match the shirt and have an elastic waist. All you need now is a couple billion dollars! Unfortunately, that is not something that we can supply you with.?? FAMILY Whatever you do while out in costume, don’t forget about your family! Family is everything, and no matter what kind of shenanigans you might get into, they will always have your back. Even if you start an alligator farm!??