Men’s Napoleon Dynamite Rex Kwon Do Costume

Description

Break the Wrist. Walk Away.nAre you tired of getting sand kicked in your face? Do you need a system that combines the discipline of martial arts with the fashion sense of a bald eagle? Then it’s time to suit up in this Adult Rex Kwon Do Costume. Straight from the dojo of America’s most aggressive sensei, this outfit gives you the power of freedom, intimidation, and a whole lot of polyester.nDesign & DetailsnStart with the iconic blue jersey knit shirt, proudly sporting decorative buttons and Rex embroidered on the chest. The matching star-spangled pants feature an elastic waistband and ankle cuffs, so you’re free to throw kicks, dodge punches, or just lunge for cheesy tots.nTop it all off with Rex’s classic red headband (tie it however your freedom-loving heart desires) and those unmistakable yellow-tinted plastic glasses. Do they offer UV protection? Absolutely not. Do they look like they came with a ’97 Camaro and a free gym membership? Absolutely yes.nPants That Scream Freedom!nThis costume is ideal for anyone who wants to teach eight-minute martial arts lessons or just yell motivational insults at their friends. Wear it with confidence, strut like you own the strip mall, and remember??? sometimes you just need to look like you can roundhouse kick!n??20th Century Studios and Paramount Pictures