Men’s Mermaid Mafia Costume

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Genre Smash?? Know what would be a really cool Halloween costume for this year? A merman! But wait, there aren’t as many representations of mermen as there are of mermaids. We know lots about mermaids, such as the fact that they can lure sailors to their dooms just by combing their hair flirtatiously and that they sometimes make ill-judged deals with sea witches, but what do mermen do? We’re guessing that whatever it is, it’s awesome.?? Product Details Be a shark among minnows when you wear your exclusive Mermaid Mafia Men’s Costume! The black pullover tank top is printed with the words Mermaid Mafia in all caps, so that there’s no confusion about what organization you run. The polyester pants feature an allover print of blue-green metallic fish scales and its waistband is sewn with elastic for comfort. The white wig is made of synthetic hair and matches the beard, which secures around your head via elastic bands. Clip on the felt crown to finish your look!?? Don’t Mess with the Underwater Mafia?? The Mermaid Mafia is a very hush-hush organization, but every sea-dwelling creature in Atlantis knows not to mess with it. They run the pearl smuggling rings and have been known to strike deals with Great White Sharks in order to protect their hauls. Did you run afoul of them recently? Say your prayers, because you’ll end up in a pair of cement… uhh… water wings, maybe, since merpeople don’t wear shoes. And consider yourself warned if you come home one day to find a seahorse head in your bed! (It’s less impressive than a land horse since it’s much smaller, but it’s still ominous.)??