Men’s King Tut Costume

Description

Hail the King The crypt opens. A crumbling stone stairway yawns from the deep. Slowly, the nervous archaologist descends into the gloom. Strange rustles echo from every side, but he is undeterred in his pursuit of history. The light from a lone flashlight sputters over the sandy walls, briefly illuminating cartouches, crocodiles, and blank-faced Osiris images.?? All of a sudden, the archaeologist senses that he is not alone. There is another presence in the tunnel. He raises the flashlight in one trembling hand and gasps. At the end of the passage stands a golden figure with a staff in hand. History may have forgotten him til now, but he has not forgotten his birthright. The King has returned to rule over the Nile once more!?? Product Details?? Forget ancient curses – major blessings are coming your way when you wear your exclusive King Tut Costume for Men! You’re regal and you know it, so step into this soft ivory tunic that is perfect for both accepting your loyal subjects’ tributes and racing down a dusty road in a shining chariot. A gold and blue-striped headpiece protects your head from the blazing heat, and fits tightly enough to keep from flapping away in the previously-mentioned chariot race. Your royal collar has incredible printed gems and a sheer blue cape that’s both impressive and lightweight is attached to the shoulders of the tunic, to keep you cool in the desert sun. A golden belt with an attached drape is emblazoned with a blue bird and black hieroglyphics. We’re not exactly sure what they mean, but they probably say something like This man is incredibly attractive. You’re welcome.?? B.C. Babe Rise from your sarcophagus and step into your destined role – not as an undead mummy but as a royal Sun Pharaoh. Your subjects cheer your return to the dance floor!??