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The Perfect Choice! Loki for president! We would definitely vote for him – he’s obviously amazing! Plus, his platform is great! He promises that if you kneel to him, he will make your lives much simpler via subjugation. He absolutely assures you that he will double-cross you and trick you at every turn. He will also definitely fake his own death if it furthers his own interests – and he is only interested in his own interests, BTW. Not sold yet? Well…he’s really funny, if that helps. And he has great merch! That’s all we’re looking for in a candidate, right???
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