Knight in Shining Armor Mens Costume

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Mr. Chivalry, They Call Him Some people might be fine with traipsing through life without a moral code or a sense of duty or honor–but not you. You follow the ancient codes of knighthood and chivalry! Your path compels you to be merciful, brave, and just; you help where help is needed and vanquish evil whenever it crosses your path. Unfortunately, modern life is a bit hard to navigate for a knight what with the extremely heavy suit of armor (job interviews are especially awkward). This is, of course, not to mention trying to find parking for a warhorse or attempting to convince the police that your sword is for their protection. Not to worry Sir Knight, we have the perfect solution! FUN Details The Men???s Knight in Shining Armor Costume will help you navigate the modern world without sacrificing any of your noble dignity. The entire suit of armor is forged from printed polyester and polyurethane foam, so you can forget about feeling weighed down on your commute. The tunic and pants come complete with attached shoulder guards and leg guards for added authenticity, and the shoe covers will allow you to wear your favorite comfy shoes without potential adversaries being the wiser! You???ll also be much quieter when you walk now, which we heard is useful for sneaking up on dragons??? For Honor! Wherever your busy, 21st century life may take you, the Men???s Knight in Shining Armor Costume will leave no doubts in anyone???s mind about what sort of man you are; you???ll radiate valor and integrity in this spiffy suit of armor. Just make sure you don???t get too comfortable and forget that it???s not your grandfather???s old rusty steel–I???m afraid we can???t guarantee our costumes will stand up to combat with evil. Then again, when???s the last time someone attacked you with a broadsword in line at the bank?

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