Kids Wolf Costume

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Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? … uh, we are actually. Can you blame us? You’ve heard those horror stories! What? Fairy tales? What stories were you reading? Yes, the one with the girl in the red hood and the piggies. We’re not sure which versions you read, but ours definitely weren’t all fuzzy happy feelings. Conniving wolves ate people! They tricked girls and grandmas and destroyed property. Terrifying. We’re totally down with real wolves on the other hand. They’re just big fluffy dogs who have to hunt to eat and stick together. Nothing wrong with that. And did we mention how cute and fluffy? We did? Oh. Well then, you get the idea. So in the case of wolves then, we’re torn. We like actual wolves, but not the evil portrayal of wolves in stories in media. As a matter of fact, we think it’s time wolves got re-branded. Wolves can be noble and regal and not always out to eat people after all. As a matter of fact, we’d love to see an industrious wolf managing business, creating art, or perhaps solving a puzzle. The sky’s the limit really, but we do need some wolves who are willing to make wolves look good. If you know some kids who maybe would be interested in the job, we’ve got this nifty Kids Wolf Costume with gray fuzzy jumpsuit that would transform them into the perfect wolf. What’s that you say? They want to be the big bad wolf and not an industrious canine? Sigh. Well, we can dream about a world of gentle giant wolves at least.