Kid’s Gothic Girl Costume

Description

Full of Woe?? Other little girls enjoy tea parties, baby dolls, and pink frilly dresses. How revolting. You would much rather practice science experiments on your occasionally unwilling participants than attend a fancy tea service, and the only way you’d want to play with dolls is if you can guillotine them with your sibling’s toy model. Also, it seems very likely that you have developed a mild allergy to all colors. Black, like your hair, is the only acceptable hue.?? Product Details Embrace your creepy side with this Kid’s Gothic Girl Costume Dress! The knee-length dress fastens at the back of the neck and is made of splendidly somber black velour that will chase the frivolity and merriment out of any room you occupy. Its only adornment is a pointed white collar sewn to the dress’s neckline. Pair it with some combat boots or your favorite sneakers, and don’t forget your signature pigtails! You’ll be frightening the other children in no time.?? It Runs in the Family?? Even if your interests are a bit strange, at least you come by your peculiarities honestly. Your mother and father are fairly unusual, and don’t get us started about a certain cousin. Why not embrace what makes you different? Enjoy raising your pet spiders and researching the deadly Bermuda Triangle. You may be a little scary, but you’re authentically yourself! Hopefully this explanation will get you out of trouble if you get caught trying to convince your brother to be the test subject of your latest experiment.??