Kid’s Astronaut Suit Costume

Description

SPACE CANDY?? Trick or treating as an astronaut would be fun. You could take big slow-motion steps and pretend you’re on the moon the whole time, that would never get old… But you know what would get old? Trying to eat candy without gravity. Here on Earth, we take it for granted. We don’t realize how good we have it with all of this gravity holding us in place.?? Just imagine trying to open a package of gumballs in space. You give it a rough tear and then just like that, there is a rainbow of colors flying around the room in every direction. If you think that’s bad, just imagine trying to eat FunDip. The second you open up that package you are releasing sweet powdery sugar all over the room, floating like a cloud that you have no chance of controlling. The second you open that package, all you will feel is instant regret.?? FUN DETAILS?? You’ll be ready to rocket out of here the second you put on this astronaut costume. You’ll be wearing a white jumpsuit that is decorated with all kinds of stuff you might find on a real astronaut! It has a patch that says NASA, one that says commander (because you’re in charge, obviously,) and one of the good old American flag. Lastly, we have even included a hat that says NASA, so that you’ll look like a spaceman from head to toe.?? OUTER SPACE?? We know that you want to go to outer space. We don’t blame you. We just want to remind you to be grateful that you are spending Halloween here on the ground, where there is gravity. Life is a whole lot simpler with gravity, that’s for sure. Here on Earth, you can enjoy your candy with ease. Don’t worry, your time for space travel will come. Have fun!??