Green Scary Jester Boys Costume

Description

THE WORLD’S LEAST FUNNY JESTER Wearing this costume makes you the world’s least scary jester! It’s not that we don’t think you’re capable of making a good joke. We just aren’t sure that we would be capable of laughing even if you did thanks to this terrifying costume! You could try just about anything, we don’t think it’d work. You could pull a rabbit out of your hat, or even try a little slapstick humor, but we aren’t sure that we’d even be able to crack a smile.?? Part of the problem would be that we would already be running away. It’s going to be really hard for you to finish your routine for us when we are constantly fleeing the scene. You’ll start your bit, but then you’ll have to pack it all up and follow us just to try and continue. And then since you are chasing us, we are only going to run even farther… It’s going to be this whole ordeal. All we are saying is, if you want to be funny, you have the wrong costume.?? FUN DETAILS?? We call this section the FUN DETAILS, but when it comes to this costume, there’s nothing fun about it. It should be called the TERRIFYING DETAILS. You’ll be wearing a shirt and pants decorated with the green checkered pattern, and tattered edges to add to the spooky effect. You’ll also have a mask that, while smiling, is anything but friendly. All you’ll need is to get yourself a jester’s wand, and you’ll be all set!?? STARVING ARTIST If you wear this costume for your comedy act, you might find that business is struggling. We recommend you try scaring people instead. It will come naturally with this costume anyways, you might as well get paid for it! Who knows, it could make for a fun job!??