Description
We often use subliminal messaging in our marketing to deceive customers into purchasing our products, but weve now extended our technology to infiltrate deeper into your mind. When wearing our swimwear, we can alter your brain signals so if you thought you were going to swim freestyle, we would make you swim butterfly. Thought youd swim some backstroke? Sorry, well make you do breaststroke. Planning some dryland stretching in your funkys before training? Nup, well have you pecking around pool deck like a chicken. Empire plunging the universe into the dark and boring blackness forever. Lifes pretty simple when youre a swimsuit, especially when youre me. Ive got a 17cm side and a single front panel that is fully lined. Ive got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs. My friends say I am well present, loyal and make you feel comfortable to have around. So if you want to go swimming together, and want a long, meaningful relationship that isnt complicated, then lets catch up. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming. Features: Wide side trunk with 17cm side (slightly wider for larger sizes) Drawcord Waist Wide elastic leg opening Full Front lining Funky trunks rubber logo High definition colour fastness Exceptional chlorine resistance C-Infinity fabric Core strength & Elasticity Shape retention and a soft feel Quick drying features and breathability 50+ UV sun protection 100% Polyester πpe; Fabric milled in Italy
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