Frightful Clown Women’s Costume

Description

Wanda’s Tale We hope you’re comfy, because we have a story for you! There was a gal in our office, let’s call her…Wanda. Now, Wanda claimed to everyone during her first week on the job that there was NOTHING that could scare her. Believe us, we tried everything. We tried all the generic, usual stuff: bats, and vampires, snakes and heights…heck snakes at high heights. We tried jumping out from behind things, sneaking up on her in her car, reading her the news, and calling her from??inside??her own house (yes, we know, we took a bit far; we were determined). Then we kind of gave up. Wanda, it seemed, was unscareable. After months, it seemed like there was no spooky stone left unturned. We accepted defeat and moved on. Then one day, Michelle waltzed into the office wearing this Frightful Clown Costume (it was casual Friday). And you’ll never believe it! Wanda was found cowering under her desk, in a pool of sweat and shaking. She was??terrified. Michelle tried to go check on her and well, let’s just say Wanda ran out the door and called from the road to resign. So you see, this story only proves what we’ve been saying for years: There is nothing scarier than a clown.?? Fun Details This horrifying look features a black tunic over striped pants. The top has a layer of burnout fabric, jagged edges, a tulle collar, and a column of skulls decorating the front. Yikes! A big velour bow can attach to whatever creepy clown wig you opt for (definitely use a wig, it ups the ick factor of this look) and you’ll want to paint your face in a gruesome way that says, Hello, I’m a clown. I’m here to ruin your life forever. Epilogue A month after the incident (as HR called it), we got a postcard from Wanda. She was getting a bit of R & R in the Caribbean. She claims she had no idea just how scary a clown could be until she saw this particular costume. Now, she knows what to look out for in the future! ??