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Dear Fiercely Fashionable Madam In a review of your past puppy-oriented issues, we’d like to suggest an alternative, animal-friendly fabrics for your couture consideration. Your public relations executor has recently reached out to us here at Puppy-Alternatives. We realize that an important fashion matriarch such as yourself must wear fabulous coats. But after getting red paint repeatedly thrown over your ensembles, perhaps it’s ready to consider a fur-free option or two. For instance, Puppy-Alternatives has been producing Fish leather, a product that’s made out of castaway tuna skins. Not only will you look shiny and fabulous, but you’ll also smell utterly edible! Not your thing? Consider a stole created from spun spider silk! Both soft and luxurious, spider silk will keep the public on their toes, just be sure a stay away from clouds of flies or your ensemble will gain insectile accents. Looking for something that’s more true to your original look? Consider this costume! Faux fur on the outside and a flashy red on the inside will make you feel like yourself again! Come to think of it, why didn’t we suggest this in the first place? Product Details You’ll feel like a devilish diva when you’re rocking this Evil Madam costume. Made by Us, this costume is designed for quality and an especially flattering fit. While the main feature is the long, faux fur jacket that’s trimmed in shiny red fabric, the sparkly black dress can also be worn on its own. Perfect for when that costume party is getting a little too hot, the ankle length sequined number is sure to drive home your haute couture nature! Black, White, and Red All Over This look is instantly recognizable when you top it off with a black and white wig as well as a pair of red elbow length gloves. Saunter into any room and you’re sure to win people over. Just don’t be offended if your friends hide their beloved pets!
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