Deluxe Caveman Neighbor Wig for Men

Description

If you???re painting your cave
Or inventing fire
You want that blonde hair
Which all cavemen admire
Whether gathering by day
Or hunting by night
Everyone loves
A well-coiffed troglodyte
-Prehistoric caveman poem
We have studied every fossil and ancient cave painting we could find in order to bring the most accurate replica of the typical caveman hairdo directly to you. It turns out that cavemen most commonly had neatly parted, tidily styled, bright blonde hair. Who knew?
If you???re going primal this year then you can???t do without our Deluxe Caveman Neighbor Wig. It is made from durable synthetic hair. We tried to get the real thing, but last year all of our interns got badly clubbed when we made them shave actual cavemen. This comfortable wig fits comfortably thanks to its secure mesh cap.