Count Cutie Boy’s Infant Costume

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COUNT CUTIE So, you have yourself a little vampire in the family? That’s awesome! Are they following in your vampire legacy, or are they the first vamp in the house? We have a better question for you. When vampires get bit, they become almost immortal, right? Just killed by wooden stakes and sunlight and all that. But they don’t get any older. So, if you have a baby vampire, and vampires don’t age, does that mean that your baby vampire will always be a baby vampire? We have been giving this question a little bit more thought than we’d like to admit, it’s been keeping us up at night. Like how does that work? Will you be taking care of a baby for a lifetime or will they still grow up mentally but not physically, leaving them like an adult in a baby’s body? It’s impossible to sort out, we just need to forget about this silly question… But we can’t!?? FUN DETAILS?? Your little Dracula??will be the best-dressed vampire around. They’ll be wearing a jumpsuit fashioned to look like an old-fashioned suit, complete with a jabot that’s sporting a bat pendant! The vest that is a part of the jumpsuit comes in purple and green, classic Halloween colors. You can find these same colors on the cape! The cape has a purple and green collar and is otherwise completely black, like the night. The costume is secured in place with Hook and Loop fastener and has inseam snaps for easy access in case your little vampire has a bathroom-related incident!?? NIGHT One last question about your little vampire: Are they keeping you up like all night now? Babies already can have a hard time sleeping through the night, but pair that with a vampire’s nocturnal habits and that must make every night a sleepless ordeal. How do you handle it???