As Long As Everything Is Exactly The Way I Want It I’m Totally Flexible Tee

Description

Introducing the t-shirt that perfectly captures your personality – As Long As Everything Is Exactly The Way I Want It I’m Totally Flexible. This shirt is the perfect fit for anyone who knows what they want and won’t settle for anything less. It’s witty, relevant, and just the right amount of snarky to let everyone know that you mean business. Imagine walking into a meeting wearing this shirt and instantly commanding respect from your colleagues. Or wearing it on a first date and letting your potential partner know that you won’t compromise on your standards. This shirt is not just a piece of clothing, it’s a statement. And when you wear it, you’ll feel empowered to take on the world, one perfectly aligned detail at a time. So go ahead, embrace your inner control freak and wear this shirt with pride. Size guide United States (Imperial) S M L XL 2XL Width (inches) 17 ¼ 19 ¼ 21 ¼ 23 ¼ 25 ¼ Length (inches) 25 ½ 26 27 28 28 ½ Rest of world (Metric) S M L XL 2XL Width (cm) 44 49 54 59 64 Length (cm) 65 66 69 71 72 Features 100% combed ringspun cotton Heather Grey is 90% combed ringspun cotton and 10% polyester. Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue are 35% combed ringspun cotton and 65% polyester Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²) (Average – balance between warm and breathable) Singles count: 30 (High – less prone to fading and tearing) Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Seamed collarette Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem Tear-away label Blank product sourced from Honduras, Haiti, or Nicaragua