Anchorman Child Ron Burgundy Costume

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Your child typically knows what’s up. They’ve got the skinny, the low down, the tattle, and the tale. And you know what? Your??smooth-talking??kid knows how to tell the tale better than anyone else with his??growling voice and a swarthy mustache. Yeah, not many kids have the guff to make it big time as a news anchor before they even hit high school but not many kids can pull off a mustache as well as??yours??can??either.???? Now, hopefully, your child isn’t like Ron Burgundy every way. If they are,??then??you ought to think about teaching them about what’s appropriate in the workplace. Wait??a second! Is your child??actually??in the workplace? Are they??actually??reading news off a??teleprompter? Okay, that’s super impressive but hey, your kid still has to learn a couple things about society. For one, no matter how big of a deal he is, he shouldn’t throw a??half-eaten??burrito out the window of a moving car.????Also, never choose milk as a beverage on a hot day. It’ll??be a big mistake.?? So, if your child loves his dog, Baxter??and his room has many leather bound books and smells of the child’s??equivalent??of Mahogany (we’re thinking Cedar) then he needs this costume! He???ll get the stylish brown suit, a printed press pass, the stunning wig and self-adhesive mustache, and a clip-on tie. Just make sure you get that??teleprompter??right, put up the wrong words and it could end your??child’s??burgeoning career!??