Adult Matador Costume

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THE MATADOR So, you think you have what it takes to be a Matador? You think that you could stand toe to toe with a bull, and not flinch? you think you could wave your red cape in the path of a 1-ton beast, and walk away alive? If so, then wow, way to go! That’s pretty impressive, we know for a fact that we could most certainly not. No, we are content to just keep selling Matadors their costumes.?? There are some instances in life when you want to grab the bull by the horns. When you’re in the ring with a bull is not one of those cases. Grabbing a bull by the horns in the ring will only get you tossed and trampled. So, that’s our super helpful lesson to you for your time as a Matador: Don’t grab the bull by the horns!?? FUN DETAILS?? You’ll be ready to hop in the ring with the most dangerous of bulls when you put on our Matador costume. Or, at least you’ll look like you’re ready. This costume starts with the black jacket, which comes with red detailing. The red detailing beautifully matches the detailing on the pants you’ll be wearing, which will come down to just below your knees. Below your pants, you’ll be wearing knee-high white socks. Oh my, we almost forgot the most important parts! You’ll also be wearing a foam Montera-style hat and a bright red cape, the most important pieces of any matador costume. DON’T GRAB THE BULL BY THE HORNS We know we said this earlier, but we really can’t be clear enough on this: Don’t grab the bull by the horns! It’s okay if you want to use the figure of speech, and maybe use the saying figuratively in other scenarios, but if you end up face to face with a bull, just, please, don’t grab it by the horns.??

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