Adult Jurassic Park Employee Costume

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Hope You Have Good Life Insurance?? Hello, new employee, and welcome to orientation! Let’s go over a few ground rules, shall we? Number one: No taking selfies with the carnivorous dinos. You will get eaten. Number two: Do not deactivate any of the park fences or you will get eaten. Number three: If a dino gets out, do not leave your vehicle to try to hide. Drive as fast as you can out of the park or – you know what, just assume that all of the consequences involve being eaten. Anyway, there are donuts in the break room. Happy first day!?? Product Details?? Be a proud employee of the first theme park to boast live dinosaur exhibits in this exclusive, officially licensed Jurassic Park Employee Costume for Adults! The zip-up gray twill jumpsuit is practical for both taking care of the giant prehistoric reptiles AND running for your life. The Jurassic Park logo is printed just below the left collarbone. Clip the official-looking Jurassic PArk ID badge to your uniform: you can even add your own photo to the included ID card. Finally, add the orange plastic hard hat with its Jurassic Park logo. It won’t protect your head from a Tyrannosaurus Rex’s bite, but at least it looks really cool!?? The Dinos are Loose! Don’t get too worried. This is usually a pretty tame place to work. Just remember not to tamper with the fences or open any gates without making sure that all dinos are well away from the entrance. Other than that, there’s nothing to worry about – hey, why is the emergency alarm going off???