Inflatable Green Velociraptor Costume

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Thinking of dressing up as a Velociraptor for Halloween? Clever human! If you were a??dinosaur??you wouldn’t be one??that??wants to??overpower??their prey with??brute??force, oh no, you’re much more subtle??than that. We??know, we know??you??aren’t a vicious predator. But if you were we’d think you’d know better than to??announce??yourself with earth-shaking footsteps and??deafening??roars. What’s the point of scaring away all the easy targets??? Now, you’ve always been a team player. It works for you whether you’ve been utilizing the skill by winning basketball games,??conquering work projects, or even through math league. Once you’re with a team you know that a goal that might seem??so far away is utterly attainable. And that is why you’d make a great velociraptor. Along with their dagger-like claws, they used teamwork to take down prey that was much bigger and sometimes just as decked out with teeth and claws as they were. Thinking three steps ahead in unpredictable moves that would impress military generals today, we should??all be glad that they exist only in fossil and inflatable form to this day!????

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