Plus Size Surly Opossum Costume for Adults

Description

Trash Can IconnRead for a new lifestyle choice? The Adult Plus Size Surly Opossum Costume is for the unapologetic night-dwellers. The snack hoarders. The emotionally complex goblins of the suburbs. If you???ve ever hissed internally while someone suggested a group costume, this cozy chaos creature is your moment to shine. Or at least shuffle moodily toward a snack table. Fluffy, cranky, and a little dead-eyed in the best way???just like nature intended.nDesign & DetailsnThe one-piece jumpsuit is made of soft minky faux fur (read: deeply pettable) and zips up the front for easy entry when you???ve emotionally committed to being a possum but haven???t committed to skipping dessert. It features finger holes in the sleeves so you can still hold a beverage or dramatically grab a bag of chips without losing your full possum flair.nThe attached hood brings the whole marsupial masterpiece together, with embroidered eyes, felt ears, and a little opossum snout complete with felt teeth. A flesh-colored, fiber-filled tail snakes off the back, wired for posable attitude???curled, dragged, or lifted in theatrical indignation. The included foot covers strap under your shoes and feature fiber-filled claws, perfect for low-effort skittering.nPlaying Dead OptionalnNot all heroes wear capes. Some wear full-body faux fur and commit to the bit. This costume is built for comfort, chaotic energy, and anyone who???s been described as ???a little gremlin, but in a fun way.??? It???s a whole vibe???equal parts adorable and mildly threatening. If you???ve ever related a little too hard to a opossum frozen in fear by a porch light, congratulations. Your time has come.