Gold Monocle

Description

Cheerio, Peasants
What ho, it’s time for another day of pure leisure! When you’re a noble in jolly old England, you can pretty much do whatever you want all day long, especially if it’s an activity as pointless as chasing a fox around and around your vast estate with a bunch of your like-minded, deep-pocketed friends. It’s even better if you can do it while wearing an accessory that emphasizes the fact that you have more money than you know what to do with.??
Product Details
When you need to look superiorly well-bred, nothing but this Gold Monocle will do! The round monocle has a gold-tone frame fitted with a plastic lense, and comes attached to a long brown string that you can wear around your neck. Practice holding it in place with your face muscles so that you can impress at your next costume party!??
Spiffing Style??
Want to be a dandy, a fop, a viscount, or a royal for Halloween? Separate yourself from the unwashed masses though accessorizing! A pretentious glass for peering through at people and objects alike woudl be absolutely smashing, what?????