Eyepatch and Earring Pirate Set

Description

Professional Pirate So you’re looking to become a pirate, eh? Well, that’s fabulous. We’re big fans of pirates. They are pretty classy, have lots of style, and are always the best at bending the rules. Of course, if??you??want to be a pirate (or knows someone who is looking into the business) then we have a few tips for you. Firstly, never scratch an itch with a hook hand. Secondly, always memorize the treasure map. Thirdly, and we can’t stress this one enough, get yourself some good piratical accessories. Seriously. No other pirate is going to take you seriously if you don’t have some swag happening. To that end, we would like to present our Pirate Eyepatch and Earring set. This set includes a black plastic eyepatch with a skull and crossbones on the front. Also, it comes with a pair of gold-colored clip-on earrings, also featuring the skull and crossbones. It’s the perfect way to accessorize any pirate outfit. Just add some gold rings, a cutlass, maybe a bandana… what? We’ve been working at our pirate looks for a??long??time, okay? We know what makes a pirate look a cut above the rest. You’ll want boots for sure and definitely a big fancy hat…