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Time to Break Out the Funky Fresh Decided to go full ’70s street king, have you? Bold choice???excellent work. With this Men’s Plus Size Deluxe Mac Daddy Pimp Costume, you’ll basically be a walking time capsule of polyester, animal prints, and questionable fashion choices, all of which scream, I have arrived, and I brought the disco. This ensemble is like an invitation to strut through life like the block is yours to reign over. It’s 100% polyester. What could be more luxurious than synthetic fabric that feels like your grandma’s couch? Design & Details First off, the poly velveteen jacket is the star here. It’s got zebra-print lapels, wrist cuffs, and faux pockets. It buttons up the front???two buttons because three would be too mainstream???and it’s trimmed with piping, so people will know you’re not just wearing a jacket, you’re wearing a piece that makes you look like the king of the block. The pants? Oh, we haven’t even gotten started on the pants. They’ve got an elastic waistband, so you can eat all the fondue you want without busting a seam. And zebra-print bell bottoms???because in the world of 70s fashion, if you can’t see your feet, you’re winning. The piping on the pants says, I might be funky, but I’m also coordinated. Get Ready to Boogie So, what’s the verdict? Slap on this bad boy and you’ll be ready to boogie like it’s 1975, even though it’s most definitely not. The only thing missing is a pair of platform shoes with some little goldfish hanging out in the heels to shake it up on the dance floor.
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