Plus Size Jurassic Park Employee Adult Costume

Description

A Hero in a Jumpsuit So, you’ve watched Jurassic Park and thought, Sure, the dinosaurs are cool, but you know who the real star is? The guy who bravely walks around, making sure none of those giant lizards eat the tourists. Well, now you can be that unsung hero with this Plus Size Jurassic Park Employee Costume! It’s like taking on all the danger of wrangling dinosaurs but with none of the actual risk because, you know, dinosaurs aren’t real… yet. Design & Details First, you’ve got the gray twill jumpsuit, made from a comfy blend of polyester and cotton, because who wants to be uncomfortable while pretending to run from a T-Rex? The jumpsuit fastens down the center with a hook and loop fastener, so you can get in and out faster than a Velociraptor can open a kitchen door. And don’t worry, it’s got those printed graphics on the front to let everyone know you’re not just any employee???you’re a Jurassic Park employee. Now, the finishing touch: the plastic Jurassic Park ID badge. It clips wherever you want, and the best part? The ID card lets you add your own photo, so you can officially make yourself part of the team. But let’s not forget the molded plastic hard hat. It comes with an embroidered patch right on the front and a padded adjustable strap inside, so it stays snug while you’re… well, pretending to avoid death by dino. Quick note: this hard hat is just for show, so don’t wear it to any actual construction sites. Welcome to the (Jurassic) Workforce This officially licensed costume is perfect for anyone who’s ever dreamed of working at a dinosaur theme park without the constant worry of being eaten alive. Whether you’re heading to a Halloween party or a movie marathon, this outfit is your ticket to being the coolest (and possibly the only) Jurassic Park employee in the room. Just remember: if you see any big shadows, it’s probably best to run???fast.