Stick of Butter Costume for Adults

Description

Real-Life Superhero Butter makes everything better, and we mean EVERYTHING. No matter how badly your day is going, butter is there to save the day. It’s the building block of all the best comfort foods: gooey chocolate chip cookies, mac and cheese, warm cinnamon toast. Even if you royally screw up, butter can help. Let’s say you’re throwing a dinner party and you forgot to plan an appetizer. All you have to work with is a stale lump of bread. No worries! Slice it, slather it with butter, and throw it in the oven to broil. All of a sudden you have bougie crostini and everyone will think you planned to be this awesome. Thank you, butter! Product Details You’ll be toast of every party in your hilarious, exclusive Stick of Butter Costume! The rectangular yellow tunic slips on easily over your favorite shirt, pants, or leggings. It has the word Butter printed on the front along with corresponding weight information. The back is printed with a handy guide to how many tablespoons of goodness you contain as well as measurement tips. Obviously you are one-of-a-kind and not availalble for retail sale, so we’ve noted that too. A jaunty little matching chef’s hat is included for an extra tasty touch!?? Buttery Goodness?? Everyone will cheer the minute your familiar shape walks through the door. Enjoy basking in the glow of unconditional love, but may we recommend keeping a safe distance from the popcorn bowl? Some people might get carried away.??