Plus Size Jungle Man Costume

Description

Legend of the Jungle?? When you travel to the rainforest, keep your senses alert. If you’re lucky, you may discover for yourself whether the rumors are true. For years, sailors and travelers have returned with amazing stories about a survivor who has lived among the wild animals with such skill that they have accepted him as one of their own. He occasionally makes contact with his fellow humans, but has no desire to return to civilization, with the exception of an awesome Halloween party.?? Product Details Embrace your wild side with an exclusive Adult Jungle Man Plus Size Costume! The jungle is no place for a three-piece suit, which is why the brown loincloth with its longer front and back pieces is your best option. Unlike previous jungle men’s attire, this loincloth comes with a pair of briefs, which is much more convenient when you’re swinging through the treetop vines. The pair of brown fabric arm bands are decorated with brown cords strung with blue beads.?? Goodbye, Civilization If you’re desperate to leave the rat race behind for a while, may we suggest an entire career change? The jungle is calling! It might be an adjustment at first as you learn to start your own fires and communicate with the gorillas, but you’ll be free to do whatever you want with the rest of your time. And sure, there aren’t any coffee shops or showers where you are, but there also aren’t any grocery store lines or traffic jams, so maybe it’s an even trade.??