Men’s Fierce Werewolf Costume

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TEEN WOLVES JUST GROW UP INTO DAD WOLVES! Who can say the truths behind the curse of the werewolf!??? All we really know is that the moon drives them nuts.?? But, then again, that’s true of like everything.?? If it has the ability to make the ocean get up and wander around for a while, it’s totally reasonable to believe that it’s going to have??some effect on us.?? All it takes is listening to anyone who has ever been a police officer or a nurse and they can confirm!???? So, if you were a teen wolf, running around dunking basketballs??with your superpowered and furry legs and didn’t manage to do any harm to anyone, we’re??relatively??sure that you’re safe enough??now.?? Still, laundry and your clothing budget must be??crazy.?? They don’t make a lint roller for that kind of thing!?? FUN DETAILS Since you’re no doubt pretty busy dealing with all the fallout of your wolfy teenage days and that dryer is probably??begging for you to get rid of a few dogs in the house, we can do what we can to help you out with some of your chief looks.?? This Werewolf Costume is the obvious ticket to a moment’s breath of sanity (moon or not).?? This long-sleeved red plaid shirt zips up the back and has tufts of brown fur at the chest and cuffs.?? Pull over the faux fur headpiece and your teen wolf days will return like they never left!???? BUT, CAN YOU STILL DUNK!? It’s been a long while since our favorite were-basketball player leaped an impossible thirty feet to score some shots.?? But, we can all still vividly remember those epic days.?? Now that a few years have gone by, nobody expects you to live up to quite that image.?? But, we know you’re going to try to do it anyway.?? We’ll be howling for you!??

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