Classic Vampire Child Costume

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IS YOUR CHILD A VAMPIRE??? Are you starting to question if your child might be a vampire? Maybe their behavior has been a little different as of late, and you don’t know what to make of it. Well, we will try our best to help you out! Our first bit of advice is this: Don’t stress too much! Even if they are a vampire, it doesn’t mean you’re in danger! They probably wouldn’t bite someone they care about. Probably. We’re going to ask you a few questions, and then you can answer them! Does your kid like to stay up at night? Do you sometimes have a hard time getting them to go outside and enjoy the sun? Do they dislike eating cloves of whole garlic? Would they get upset if they were stabbed with a wooden stake? If you answered yes to these questions, then your child might be a vampire FUN DETAILS?? Now that we know your child is, in fact, a vampire, you are probably wondering what to do now. Well, the next step for someone in your position is acceptance! And acceptance begins with letting them dress like a vampire. We recommend this costume! This costume has that classic Dracula feel that all young vampires look up to. From the cummerbund to the cape, this costume will have them looking like the classiest vampire on the block. All they’ll need now is a coffin to sleep in, and the transition will have been made!?? VAMPIRES Some things might have to change around the house to make your young vampire feel more at home. For one, we recommend closing all of the blinds all day every day. They don’t like the sun! Also, quit using garlic in your cooking. Quit having garlic in the house at all! But just these two simple steps are a great start towards accepting your new vampire child.??