Deluxe Boys 60s Swinger Costume

Description

Yeah, Baby, Yeah! Everyone’s got an origin story. Even international men of mystery. We know about the 90s, in which they thrived, but what about their start, their childhoods? Did they always have a sartorial taste for the ostentatious? Were they always so good with ladies like Foxy Cleopatra? Did horrible acne prevent them from this sort of suave behavior? Or did they success despite said acne? Were they bullied by the bigger, less fashionable kids? Growing up, we always wanted to watch the movies the grown-ups liked. So it’s not surprising that our kids like to watch stuff that we aren’t sure they should be watching. I mean, we did the same, and we think we turned out fine (again: we think). Beavis and Butthead didn’t make us delinquents, we did that ourselves! Similarly, a silly spy movie isn’t going to warp their impressionable minds, but it may lead them to a catch-phrase or two, though. Zip it, zip it good, and all that. FUN Details This all-polyester, dark-blue velvet get-up features the pants, vest, and jacket pictured, which is all you really need to get the ladies, baby. But in addition, our Lil 60s Swinger Child Costume comes with attached lace cuffs on the jacket sleeves! And you can wrap it all together with Hook and Loop fastener tabs on the vest. Aspire to Better It’s perfect for this Halloween. When your kid asks to be a swinging spy, hand them this Lil 60s Swinger Child Costume. They will be ready to fight a bald evil villain and save the world! Your kid will be able to pick up the cute girls in his 4th grade class, and nobody will be willing to bully someone this groovy. Who knows, maybe when he grows up he will be a real spy. We just hope he doesn???t start saying any of the hilarious, but also awful pick-up lines that are featured in spy movies, like Ooo behave, baby. We’ll cross our fingers for him, and for you.